LiFe iS a DaNCe, yOu sHoULd WaLTz: Naptime Shenanigans

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Naptime Shenanigans

Naptime has turned into anything but at our house lately...

Exhibit A: Ashlynn and Taidan's beds pre-naptime

Exhibit B:

CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!

And Exhibit C:

they finally pass out...

Can you see them in the top left corner?

After a few days of this, my genious sister-in-law Stephanie reminded me I should get pictures...

Thanks for the reminder because even though it wasn't funny the millionth time I had to put their bedroom back together- now it's adorable.

It's all about perspective, lol.

2 comments:

Amber said...: That is hilarious :) love the new posts sure miss you guys love ya all; October 27, 2009 at 6:31 AM
Abby said...: hahahaha good times :); October 27, 2009 at 10:46 PM

From the Mouths of Babes

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- Brynlee asked what the spots on my arm were. I told her they were freckles and she corrected me, saying "No Mommy, they're sparkles." ah...sweet girl! Spring 2011
- I asked my 4yr old Taidan to be in charge of FHE the night after Easter. After thinking it over for a few minutes, Taidan decided we would have an Easter Play! He dragged out the end table in our living room and threw a blanket over the top of it for a tomb. He crawled inside it, playing the role of Jesus. He instructed Brynlee to be the angel and take the blanket off, like the angels had rolled the stone that was blocking the tomb. And Mommy played Mary Magdalene crying outside of the tomb. The play was beautiful and I was so proud that Taidan came up with it without any help from me or Daddy. I'm so grateful that Easter meant something special to him. He is an amazing little boy. April 2011
- One of Ashlynn's prayers (while Brynlee had the measles) ended like this, '...and please bless that Brynlee won't have the sneezles any more. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen." Oh, so sweet. Dec 2010
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- Ashlynn to Uncle Jay, "Uncle Jay, you have a chocolate face." "Yes, I do." He said smiling. "Do you have chocolate feet?" Asked Ash. Lol...."Yes." He said when we'd all stopped laughing. Summer 2009
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- Brynlee was showing Grandpa some of Taidan's Hotwheels cars and Grandpa was quizing her on the colors, "What's this one?" "Boo", "What's this one?" "Gween", "What color is this one?" "Sparkly"...lol, leave it to a princess to include 'sparkly' as it's own color. Fall 2010
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- Daddy and Uncle Zac took Ashlynn and Taidan on a walk. While Brian and Zac's attention was diverted Ashlynn pulled her pants down and started to squat right on the sidewalk. As soon as Daddy noticed he grabbed Ashlynn, shocked "What are you doing?!" he asked. "I have to go poop, Dad." She answered, as if it was the most natural thing to go potty outside on a sidewalk. Brian hurried Ashlynn home laughing all the way while explaining to Ash that we don't go potty outside like doggies. LOL! Spring 2009
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- Taidan's new thing is, "Mom, Ma, Mom, Mamma, Ma, Mom!", without any pauses or breaths...Finally I'll go "What T?" and he'll say sweet as can be, "I wuh yoo". Then he'll start on over, switching back and forth between me and Daddy. It's so funny! Summer 2008
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